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Dorktales Storytime
The Mini Golf Masters - Dinosaur Story for Kids
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Jonathan and Redge return to the land of dinosaurs to compete in the Mini Golf Masters with their Maiasaura friend, Minh. If they can win the Quotatious Period’s biggest golf tournament, the grand prize means Minh can be the first dinosaur to go to space camp. They drive and putt through a wild prehistoric course full of giant frog obstacles, sneaky Pterosaurs, and a twisting Brontosaur’s tail. But when an erupting volcano shakes up their final shot, everything changes, and a happy surprise shows that the ending can be even better than you imagined.
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PARENTS, TEACHERS AND HOMESCHOOLERS: As Minh and his friends work together during a high-stakes mini golf tournament, they learn to adapt, support one another, and stay resilient when things don’t go as planned. The story reinforces that effort, collaboration, and a positive mindset are more important than winning, while also showing that unexpected opportunities can arise even after disappointment.
IF YOU ENJOYED THIS STORY about the dinosaurs in Once Upon A Time land, we think you’ll also enjoy episode 122, Maiasaura and the Moon: https://jonincharacter.com/maiasaura-and-the-moon/
CREDITS: This episode is a Jonincharacter production. It was written by Monique Hafen Adams, edited and produced by Molly Murphy, and performed by Jonathan Cormur. Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Pacific Grove Soundworks.
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Hello, Dork Squad. I'm Jonathan Cormur, and you're listening to Dork Tales Storytime, the podcast for kids and their pop culture-loving grown-ups.
Theme SongIt's a beautiful day for a story, adventure, and glory, new friends and old ones too. It's an excellent day to get swept away in a tale, so let us regale you.
RedgeA volcano! Hurry, hurry! This is our last shot!
MinhThe lava is coming! Watch out for the lava!
RedgeOh no! We're not going to make it!
MinhTyran!
Maiasaura 1Huh?
Maiasaura 2I don't get it.
Maiasaura 3What's going on?
JonathanUm, Redge is this really where you want to start the story? At the volcano?
RedgeOh, um I guess it is a bit confusing, isn't it?
JonathanY es, especially when this is a story about a miniature golf tournament.
Maiasaura 1What happens to our big brother?
RedgeUh let's start again, shall we?
Why Bring Golf Clubs
JonathanAt the beginning.
RedgeAt the beginning. It is a very good place to start, you know.
Maiasaura 2Can I have another snack?
JonathanI can't believe we're back in the Quotatious period. I just love dinosaurs.
RedgeIt is a treat, is it not? There's so much to explore here. The strange prehistoric terrain, the gentle ecosystem of reptiles on land, sea, and air. The
Jonathanbut why did I need to bring my golf clubs again?
MinhOh, I could tell you that.
GroupMinh!
RedgeHello, Minh! Jonathan, you remember our good Maiasaura friend, Minh?
JonathanOf course. A dino just as interested in space as I am. How could I forget? Still reaching for the moon, Minh?
MinhOh yeah. In fact, that's why I reached out to Redge for help.
JonathanOh help with what?
RedgeHe's trying to raise money so he can attend the Lunar Launcher's Space Camp in Litropia this summer.
JonathanI've been to space camp before. You'll love it. Have you gotten your spacesuit yet?
MinhYeah. It's my older brother's though. It's three sizes too big, but my mom says, when you're one of thirteen in a nest and the first of three nests, you gotta learn to share.
RedgeOne of thirteen in a nest? Three nests? That's uh um do the math for me, Jonathan.
JonathanThirty-nine.
MinhThat's right.
RedgeI have thirty-eight siblings. Ooh, impressive. My cousin, Rodge, has six.
MinhYeah. With that many siblings, I've gotta raise the money to get to space camp and pay for the tuition and all the supplies. That's why I invited you and Redge to be on our team for the Quotatious Period's Mini Golf Masters.
JonathanWhat do we get if we win?
Tyran Joins the Team
MinhThe winning team gets a cash prize.
JonathanEnough to get you to space camp?
MinhOh, more than enough.
JonathanAlright, let's do it.
RedgeOh wait, wait, wait. Uh we have a team name?
MinhOh, you bet. Team Space Cadets.
RedgeTruly out of this world.
JonathanLet's blast off.
MinhThe course starts just over there.
JonathanWow. It runs through those spiky trees, over the swampy terrain, across the river, and even up that dark black mountain.
RedgeWith prehistoric obstacles along the way.
MinhYep. I'm just waiting for my friend, Tyran. We need four to play the tournament. He said he'd meet me early for some practice swings, but I haven't seen him yet.
JonathanIs Tyran a young Tyrannosaurus?
MinhYeah.
RedgeDoes he typically like to hide in shrubbery?
JonathanOr uh crouch in the bushes?
MinhHuh? Tyran, what are you doing over there in the bushes? Come meet Redge and Jonathan. They're gonna be part of our team.
TyranOh, uh hi there.
RedgeHello.
JonathanVery pleased to meet you.
TyranUh I'm sorry, Minh, but I won't be able to help you.
MinhOh? Why not? Is everything okay?
TyranUm well, I came here early to try some practice swings, and uh
Jonathanand?
RedgeY es, what's wrong, young lad?
TyranI just can't do it!
MinhAw, sure you can, Tyran.
TyranNo, I really really can't. You see, well my arms
JonathanYeah, what about them?
TyranThey're too short. My arms are too short to reach the ground with the golf club. I'm so sorry, Minh.
MinhOh, it's okay, Tyran. Uh maybe we can try something else.
TyranI'd be good in roaring contest. Listen.
RedgeNo kidding, wow.
JonathanWait a second. What about your tail?
TyranWhat about it?
JonathanWhat if you use your tail to hit the golf ball instead of using a golf club?
RedgeOh splendid idea!
Hole One
MinhW ell there's no rule against it. Patty, the apatosaurus, did that last year.
TyranAlright, well let me give it a try. Whoops. No good.
JonathanUh make sure your feet are planted firmly, but face backwards away from the tee. Good.
RedgeNow lift the tail way back.
MinhAnd let it rip.
TyranI did it!
RedgeYou sure did.
JonathanI've never seen a ball go that far before.
MinhWow, wee! Nice one, Tyran!
AnnouncerTeam Space Cadets, to your places at hole one. Team Space Cadets to hole one, please.
MinhThat's us. Ready, Tyran?
TyranAlright, ready as I'll ever be.
RedgeWow, team!
JonathanReally great so far!
MinhTyran, your putt on the last hole was truly epic!
RedgeYes, sensational!
Where's the Next Hole?
MinhThey made it particularly tricky with all the pterosaurs blocking the hole.
JonathanI got lucky getting my ball through the pterosaur's legs.
TyranI knew that if I could get my tail under the ball a bit and bounce it off of one of the pterosaur's wings, I could get it close to the hole.
JonathanClose? It was a hole in one!
MinhAnd your savvy shot has put us in the lead.
RedgeWith just three more holes to go, we're so close to the finish!
JonathanAnd one step closer to getting Minh to space camp.
GroupAlright! Yeah!
TyranWhere's our next hole?
JonathanUh this way.
RedgeWhat is that?
MinhThat is a prehistoric frog, a Beezle bufo.
JonathanIt's the size of a beach ball.
TyranYep, and they're not known for their pleasant disposition.
RedgeWhat is it doing here?
MinhIt looks like we need to putt into its mouth, so we can launch the ball over the creek behind it.
JonathanO h boy, there's no way around it.
MinhNot that I can see.
TyranUh who wants to go first?
RedgeI'll give it a shot. Here goes nothing.
MinhGently now, Redge, you don't want to upset it.
JonathanOh, great job, Redge!
RedgeOoh, where'd it land?
MinhUh off the green, but it shouldn't set us too far back.
JonathanTyran, you want to give it a shot?
TyranSure.
MinhGentle now.
TyranOh shucks. Too short.
MinhOh, that's alright. Give it another tap.
RedgeOh, not bad, not bad. Jonathan.
JonathanHere I go.
MinhThat one's on the green! Nice shot, Jonathan.
The Bronto Golf Hole
RedgeOh, Minh, you're up. Minh?
JonathanWhat you doing there, Minh?
MinhI'm covering my ball in sticky algae and placing insects all over for the frog to enjoy.
RedgeGenius!
MinhHere goes!
GroupHole in one!
JonathanGenius idea, Minh!
MinhNothing makes a Beezle bufo happier than a midday snack.
RedgeNothing makes me happier either. Okay, Jonathan. New hole. No pressure.
BrontoYou've got this.
MinhOur Beezle bufo frog hole put us behind two points, but if you can sink this one,
The Final Hole
JonathanI know, I know, we'll be tied up. I can do this. I just have to use the brontosaurus tail. It's wrapped around the green perfectly. If I can hit my ball hard enough, I can get it to follow along the Bronto's tail. If it follows the tail at the right velocity, the ball will cup around the green, bounce off one of the dino eggs in the Bronto's nest at the end of the tail, and
Redgego straight into the hole.
BrontoYou've got this.
JonathanOh, thank you, Mr. Bronto.
GroupOh! Right on! Oh yeah!
BrontoOh, nice shot. It tickled.
RedgeWell, friends, we've made it to our final hole on top of this dark black mountain.
TyranAh, this doesn't look too tricky at all.
JonathanJust gotta make it over those rocks and into the hole.
MinhOh, what was that?
JonathanProbably just Redge's s tomach.
RedgeW ell, I am feeling a bit peckish. I'll go first and then let's head to the snack shed.
MinhAs we finish up, I just want to take a second to thank you all. I truly appreciate you taking the time to come out of the Folktale Forest and help me. I couldn't have done it without you.
JonathanIt was our pleasure, Minh.
RedgeWe can't wait to hear all about Lunar Launches Space Camp.
TyranThanks for believing in me, Minh. I've had such a great time today learning something new that I
Jonathanwait a second.
RedgeThat's not my stomach.
TyranAnd this isn't just any mountain. It's
Redgea volcano! Hurry! Hurry! This is our last shot!
MinhThe lava's coming! Watch out for the lava!
RedgeO h no!
MinhWe're not going to make it!
RedgeT yran!
JonathanCan you get the shot off before the lava covers the hole?
MinhHurry!
GroupOh no!
Auntie Maia's Surprise News
TyranI didn't make it in time! My ball's been swallowed by the lava! Oh Minh, I'm so sorry.
MinhIt's it's okay.
JonathanWell, there's always next year, right?
MinhYeah, I guess.
TyranI'm sorry.
MinhWell it's not your fault. It's no one's fault. Everyone tried their best.
RedgeThis just doesn't seem fair.
MinhHuh? It's Dino Mini Golf. Sometimes you have to play in extreme elements.
JonathanWhat a bummer.
MinhLet's head back. The lava will only get worse. Snacks all around!
Auntie MaiaMinh!
MinhAuntie Maya?
Auntie MaiaMinh! I've been trying to catch up with you all morning.
RedgeOh hello there!
Auntie MaiaHi!
JonathanW hat's going on?
Auntie MaiaWell, your mom sent me to find you so I can give you this letter.
MinhA letter? Oh, that doesn't seem too exciting.
TyranBut Min, look! It's from the Lunar Launcher Space Academy.
RedgeOpen it! Open it!
JonathanWell, what does it say?
MinhI can't believe it!
TyranWhat?
MinhThey're giving me a full scholarship to attend the summer camp! Full tuition, travel, and supplies.
Auntie MaiaOh, I knew it was good news. I just knew it.
MinhThey said I'll be the first dino to ever be a lunar launcher.
RedgeThis is most excellent!
JonathanC ongratulations, Minh!
TyranThat's my friend!
Maiasaura 1That was awesome!
Maiasaura 2Our big brother is the best!
Maiasaura 3Y ay for Minh!
RedgeWhat a story! What an adventure!
JonathanAnd much easier to follow when you start at the beginning of the story.
RedgeT oo true. Sometimes I get ahead of myself and jump to the big climactic
Jonathanvolcanic eruption?
RedgeRight.
JonathanOh Redge.
RedgeWhat can I say? I'm a sucker for prehistoric pyrotechnics.
JonathanAnd I'm a sucker for prehistoric well, anything.
Maiasaura 1Uh, excuse me, can I have more snacks?
JonathanThis has been a Jon in Character production. This story was written by Monique Hafen Adams, edited and produced by Molly Murphy, and performed by Jonathan Cormur. Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Pacific Grove Soundworks. We love hearing from you. Contact us at Dorktalestorytime at gmail.com or try our one-way text feature as a safe way to reach out. You can find even more ways to reach us in the show notes. Now, go be the hero of your own story, and we'll see you next once upon a time.
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